The Best Robotic Blowjob Machines of 2018
We’ve all heard of sex dolls and Fleshlights, but a robotic blowjob machine is a whole new world. These toys are designed to simulate oral sex by automatically stroking your penis, just like a female partner would do. They can also suck, move up and down or vibrate to stimulate you and trigger an orgasm. Some of them even sync to your favourite porn videos for a really immersive experience.
So, if you’re ready to give one of these amazing male strokers a go, we’ve compiled a list of the best ones on the market this year. Just get yourself lubed up, turn on your favourite erotic video and sit back to let the machine do all the work.
The best male stroker this year is definitely the Kiiroo Keon. This incredible piece of kit is designed to feel as close to a real-life boob job as possible, thanks to a special textured skin-like sleeve that tightens and strokes your shaft in ways you never thought possible. With this and a unique cruise control mode that allows you to sit back and relax, it’s the perfect toy for men who want the most realistic stroking sensations.
Another awesome feature is the ability to add lubrication, just like with a flesh light. It also comes with a little funnel to help you get the right amount of lotion in there for maximum pleasure. You can use it with a variety of different lubricants, too – we recommend using a water-based formula for the most realistic feeling.
What’s more, this robot stroker can be used with a smartphone app to customise settings and track your performance, as well as a unique ‘Finish Me’ mode that lets you keep going for as long as you like without needing a break. It can also be connected to your PC or Mac via USB for an even more immersive and sexy experience.
Autoblow AI is another great robot stroker that’s available to try out in store, as well as online. The crowdfunded device has recently been upgraded to include a whole library of blowjobs that you can download and ‘visualise’ on your phone. You can also change the speed and intensity of the stroking, and activate it with just six voice commands.
The latest model of the Autoblow AI is more refined than previous models and feels even more like a real-life boob job than ever before. It now has a fully adjustable gripper to accommodate a wider range of penis sizes, as well as 10 different stroking patterns that can be customised to your liking. Plus, it’s a slick and discreet design that won’t look out of place in your handbag or gym bag.
It’s not cheap at around $400 but this is one of the most immersive male masturbators on the market, with non-stop pulsing and suction action to really make you feel like your fave porn star is giving you expert head with their hands. It’s not the most hands-free male sex toy, but it’s a lot more sophisticated than a sexy fleshlight and has the added bonus of being completely waterproof.
