Best Robotic Blowjob Machines For Men

The 21st century is a time for amazing innovations like fire, the bow and arrow, and a bunch of new makes and models of robots that give you the best blowjob ever. Well, okay, not quite as good as a smoking hot chick who gets on her knees and slides your dick down her throat, but it’s still pretty close. The best robotic sex toys for men are here, and they’re not as expensive as you might think either.

If you want to try a male stroker this year that’s truly at the top of its class, look no further than the Lovense Max 2. It’s a sleeve-type masturbator from a company that is always at the very top of the list when it comes to quality, bar-raising sexual technology, and sexy sleeve masturbators. The Max 2 has a patented gripper that feels more like a real hand than anything you’ve felt before in a sleeve-type machine. It also has 10 different stroking patterns to choose from. And, as a bonus, it plugs directly into the wall so you never have to worry about it running out of juice in the middle of a session.

Another toy worth considering is the Autoblow AI. It was designed by a man named Brian Sloan, and it uses artificial intelligence to mimic the movements of real-life blowjobs in order to get you as close to a natural feeling as possible. He and his team analyzed more than 108 hours of pornographic blowjob videos to determine exactly how the motions should be replicated. And, if that’s not enough, the Autoblow AI is also totally waterproof and rechargeable.

Basically, it’s the closest thing to a real girl stroking your dick that you’ll find in any male sex toy. It is the most realistic masturbator for men, and it’s a must-have if you’re looking for a fun and exciting way to play solo or with a partner.

And the best thing about this robotic sex toy is that you can use it with just about any water-based lubricant. Just be sure to pick up a bottle of Lovense Ultra Smooth beforehand – it’s the perfect partner for this toy. All you have to do is slather it on and slip this bad boy on, and then let it go to town. It’s a hands free male masturbator that will keep you coming back for more – and it’s a lot less expensive than getting a chick to do the same. Just don’t tell your wife!