What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? You, obviously. With the new and improved Autoblow 2+ XT, you'll soon experience the sex toy for men that set the standard in realistic solo experiences. This updated version, launched in August 2018, includes a re-engineered 5-arm penis gripper that is 50% tighter, helping you to enjoy better, bigger orgasms. Give your arm a rest and allow the Autoblow to work a load or two out - automatically. The sleeve pops out in a second for easy cleaning. You'll need a water-based lubricant, plus you might want to use a toy cleaner to make sure your sleeve is squeaky clean after washing it. Unlike other masturbators, cleaning up after the fun is finished with the Autoblow, is simple. The package deal has just been added! Double your pleasure and privacy with a handle and discreet storage case at a web-only price. ENJOY!
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The second major issue with this is -- and for the sake of this argument, let's pretend for a moment we're all massive cocaine addicts -- in my mind, owning a personal blowjob machine reminds me of Tony Montana's giant pile of cocaine. On the surface, we all love cocaine (only in this scenario #HugsNotDrugs), so this is the best thing of all time, right?! Unlimited cocaine in our home office, sign us cokeheads up!
It's like this: I've always wanted to try a Fleshlight. Who wouldn't want to try a Fleshlight? But then again, who wants to be someone who has used a Fleshlight? Sure, we can all claim to live in a very sex-positive generation, but there is a major stigma involved with the kind of person who owns a pocket vagina. Say the words “Fleshlight owner” out loud, and you'll automatically picture some chunky men's rights activist in a “Take Me to Your Dealer” t-shirt who lives at home and works in middle management at a Best Buy.