A Robotic Blowjob Machine Will Give You the Mega-BJ Feel You’ve Always Wanted

A robotic blowjob machine is a masturbator for men that simulates a human mouth and dick to give you that mega-BJ feel you’ve always wanted. They’re often in the shape of a tube like a thermos and feature three rows of oscillating beads designed to look, feel, and move like a real mouth.

Using artificial intelligence, these devices mimic the movements of the world’s best cock suckers. They can even learn how you like to stroke your dick so it feels more realistic than ever before. And since they plug directly into the wall, you don’t have to worry about running out of juice mid-session.

You can also use the mobile app to control settings, speed, and intensity – so you can have total control over your experience. Plus, the dual-motor design delivers pleasure waves that reach deeper than the shaft for a truly mind-blowing experience. And the fact that it’s 100% waterproof makes it even more appealing.

The first robotic blowjob machine to hit the market was Autoblow 2 – a simple device that looks a bit like a thermos and is meant to act as a mouth-simulator for your penis. It has outer lips, a tongue, uvula, and teeth, and when it’s in full action the whole thing can really start to feel pretty realistic – although some people prefer it without the teeth.

Another blowjob-masturbator to get excited about is the new Kiiroo Onyx+. It has a unique sleeve that tightens and releases your shaft for extra sensations. And it’s made of a super-soft silicone that feels great against the skin. It’s also a little bigger than some of the other blowjob sex toys out there, which means it can take on more dick-stroking power.

But it’s the fact that this device is totally hands-free that makes it stand out from the competition. All you have to do is lube up, slip this baby on, and sit back for a good long time as it goes to work. It’s the perfect male stroker for those who are too lazy (or maybe just too drunk) to do their own dick-stroking and want something that can do it for them.

Another sex toy that’s totally hands-free is the new Arcwave Ion – a black silicone tube with a sturdy plastic handle. It’s shaped to comfortably fit over your penis and can be used as a hands-free masturbator or for solo use. You can add lubrication to the orifice to keep it feeling slippery and satisfying, and there are lots of different settings to choose from – from slow stroking to more intense orgasms. The toy is also waterproof, rechargeable, latex-free, and includes a travel lock. It’s a great way to relieve stress, boost your self-esteem, and even improve your circulation. You can also use it to soothe PMS symptoms and help with orgasms during pregnancy. Check it out here.